FML MLIA?

FML has been the hot new thing on the Internet for the past few months.

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML"

But of course, anything that is good must be spoofed.

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/

"Last night I drank a lot of water before going to bed. When I woke up this morning I really had to pee so I got up and went to the bathroom. MLIA"

"Today my class started and the professor wasn't there. He showed up in a few minutes and my class wasn't canceled. MLIA"